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APHIE'S RANTS AND PIECES
January 07, 2005 - 3:06 p.m. - Things that sound better when you think than when you write 'em. This is my first Friday Five, maybe because I am bored at work, there's so much to do but so little motivation to do it, blah, blah work babble. So here's a list of stupid facts about me. 1) I hate to scrub my apartment, especially the bathroom or dress my bed in the morning. I prefer to do dishes for a week than to do those. Hopefully, some day I can afford to have someone come in and do that for me. That is not to say I live in filth right now. I do clean, I just hate, detest, cleaning. 2) I love to study but I find it hard to start to study. The second I start reading I love it, I feel my brain expanding, but before I can get myself to do that, I would go round and round in circles searching for motivation. 3) Inasmuch as I love (insert obsessed with) KR, I do not think of him in a sexual way at all. AT ALL. It would be nice admittedly, but whenever that mood hits me and I need to conjure up a sexual image to keep me going, his face better not come to me, unless I would loose my mood. That make sense. 4) You can never have a conversation with me about my weight, or how much I have gained weight, etc. No one except my family is permitted to comment on that, and they do it sparingly. It is that delicate an issue. 5) I am extra obedient with everything. I am the kind of person who will come to work on time as scheduled, even though her boss is on vacation and there really is no one in the office I report to. I am just that obsessed with following the rules. It comes from attending boarding school for five years. 6) I would love to have Madonna's arms. Her arms are so firm and taut. And then, J.Lo's waistline, only because I know my hips are just as curvaceous and rotund as hers, and then, Angelina Jolie's shoulders, because I know my bosoms are as big as hers, and those shoulders carry those bosoms so well. And then, legs, I haven't realy thought about it, anyone's legs are better than mine, honestly. But Madona's arms, those are good arms, I can tell you that now. 7) I always thought I'd make my living from show business in some shape or form. I never thought I'd work for an attorney despite the fact that I am one. But I never thought I'd be doing what I am doing now. It never really crossed my mind. 8) Would I give it up and still pursue a profession in showbusiness, I don't know. I wish I could but when you get older, playing safe takes over passion and then, you end up copping out for a lesser life. 9) Whenever the radio plays the same song over and over, it makes me loose interest in it. No matter how much I started off liking the song, once it's played one too many times, I just loose interest, and then it turns to detestion. 10) I want my first child to be a boy. A male superstar. I have even picked out his name. Most of all, I would love him to have a father. But I want my first child to be a male superstar that will take care of me when I am old and wrinkled, and jiggly like a tub of lard. Like anyone needed to know these things. back track - fast forward - history aphie's chronicles - aphie's transcripts aphie's other personality - aphie's diary rings tell aphie you read her work - 
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