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APHIE'S RANTS AND PIECES
2001-08-31 - 8:58 a.m. - six packs abs are a must-have You can't read this: AJ Mclean You are completely opposite from the facade that you project. There is a dark side to you that needs to be fulfilled and if your partner falls short in the love department you will usually find someone else. You are full of sexual appeal, and eager to use it to your advantage. You know what you have and you know how to flaunt it. You can draw your lover into your sexual world and play with their mind, until they can't say no to an engaging and captivating encounter. You will have trouble controlling your needs and will not back down, even if your partner is reluctant. You are a strong, forceful, emotional lover who will stop at nothing. If your lover doesn't oblige, you are likely to lean towards overindulgence and self-pity. And see this:
And not think of something deeply sexual. Aphie had tried to deny it the first time her eyes laid on that picture, and she read those words aloud to her self. She had walked around the house, smirking, chuckling and thinking to her self, "And so what...his got anice rack, so what?" But she knew something was yearning inside her, something wanting, and deeply amorous that she couldn't deny; especially as Aphie's favourite male body part is there...right there, just underneath the belly button that ridge right there. Suddenly she is making an open sexual confession in her journal. Well, there's no better place to just spill it out, is there. And since we were ultimately talking about superfical qualities in our ideal man, when Aphie sset her eyes on that picture, her mind flipped and she just thought of nothing else except how it would feel to rub your hands over it, slowly, gradually ascending to the chest hairs and then to the nipples. Then, her mind shrieked aloud, "Okay, I want my man to have a good tight 6-pack, so that I can lay my head, my mouth, my tongue, my teeth right there, around that pack that lies just under his belly button." Sometimes, the man could look like nothing but if he has that ridge, he's got it made, well...65% made for her. Aphie rounded off the number on her list, circling down the first attribute with a chuckle. Saying, "I have written down the first superficial quality I want in my ideal man: a 6-pack stomach. Nice eyes has always been in my list too, nice sensitive kind eyes, eyes that I can get lost in: a la Keanu Reeves, A.J McLean, Brendan Fraser etc...those kind of eyes, they say something but not too much...those kind of eyes. And a good 6 pack a la Keanu Reeves (yet again) AJ Mclean, Mark Wahlberg etc." The rest of the list...would be made up somewhere along the line, to the real gentleman qualities like opening up doors, wiating for the right time for us to hit it, loving her endlessly, treating her right. Those kind of qualities....and please let us not forget mind-blowing sex. Something about that is a must-have for her, she prides it up along with the gentleman qualities...why?...but that is for another post.... If you read this far...you are a bigger pervert than Aphie is...Muahahhhaa back track - fast forward - history aphie's chronicles - aphie's transcripts aphie's other personality - aphie's diary rings tell aphie you read her work - 
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